yes. quite painful.


two things

1) i haven’t eaten a real meal all day

2) i just came so hard i think i passed out for a second


Please don’t yell at me. I’m a delicate baby flower and all my petals will fall off if you yell at me. And I will probably cry.

(via babydollbruises)

Things I’m really good at


  • Being broke
  • Buying things
  • Putting things in my shopping cart and closing the window
  • Sleeping
  • Being spoiled
  • Oral sex

(via meowsatan)